• tim burton:

    hey guys i had an idea-

  • producers:

    oh god not again

  • tim burton:

    so we have some undead people

  • tim burton:

    who are creepy and shit

  • tim burton:

    and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course

  • tim burton:

    and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it

  • tim burton:

    what do you think?

  • producers:

    fuck it, you've been right the last 10 times, go ahead.

About time Pottermore.

Yes, humans were never meant to be meat eaters (even though we’ve developed the habit through using tools). No, you know nothing of politics. And no, the band director doesn’t need to conduct all loose and expressive. He TEACHES us to play correctly and conducts with his facial expression. Just because you only watch his hands doesn’t mean his conducting is plain or not useful. Done with my rant…

adv3nturous:

this is just perfect.

(Source: life-over-rehearsed, via watchmeflyhigh)

littleteenagethings:

This guy has been missing since 3rd March 2012. He said he was going to Scotland for a 3-day trip but has not returned. His phone has been off and no one has been able to reach him through any means. We don’t know where he is and whether he is in fact in Scotland. If you know anyone in Scotland please share this with them. Please also share  this by re blogging and helping his friends and family to locate him. Please call/text the following number if you have any information of his whereabouts: 0787 892 4021

You can contact this person via facebook if you have any information:

http://www.facebook.com/muhammadrafiq7

(Source: , via emotional-hangover)

  • scientist:

    the average person spends 18 hours online per week.

  • me:

    you mean per day

  • scientist:

    what

  • me:

    what

Maybe being a teen is “careless” and “fun”… But it’s been the most difficult and stressful time of my life so far, and to go home and feel like I’m not doing well is awful. I manage to make great grades, I’m taking extra classes, I’ve never done drugs or even snuck out. Yet all you see is someone who’s mean, selfish, DISRESPECTFUL. Everyone sees how you act, yet I would still defend you. I guess I am disrespectful and inconsiderate anyway. I mean, do you even know what’s happening in my life right now? I know about yours, your troubles and what you want out of your job. But you’re right, I’m in my own world and I pay attention to no one, especially you. I just wish you’d leave me alone.

6 year old completes the cinnamon challenge in less than 20 seconds (by MrDeanberger)

Upward of $300…. No thanks. Instead, my mom decided to ask my seamstress great grandma to make mine. Not only did she make her own prom dress, my grandma’s, and my mom’s, she’ll now be making mine. To insure it’s done by prom, we started picking out designs and colors. So far I’ve decided on a Regency gown with updated sleeves, though I can’t choose between a deep jewel tone or a pale and pretty neutral…. Can’t wait though!!!

Clean sheets, clean room, clean me, tons of cold medicine, Hello Kitty snuggie, and a stuffed animal and Skype call from Cody. Better day tomorrow, here I come!